About Me
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Winter, 1997
The above picture was taken in December of 1997. I was on vacation with my best friend Kim at
the time. That's me writing the night's entry in our travel diary.
Name: Kyle DiMatteo
Rank: Captain
Serial Number: 15SQ-240D7EB5
Birthdate: O5/1O/78
Height: 5'11" but I like to say 6'
Weight: 155
Hair: Naturally Brown, Temporarily blond. Who knows what's next?
Eye Color: Bright Blue - usually
Facial Hair: None unless I forget to shave.
Alias: WaxMaster
Alias, according to the FBI: Unabomber
You're kidding, right? Right
Lucky Number: 7
Favorite Color: Blue
Which Shoe I Put on First: Right
Which Hand I Write With: Left
Music I Might be Listening to Right Now: Smashing Pumpkins
Or: Radiohead
Maybe Even: KMFDM
So I Like: A little of everything.
Everything?: Okay, I hate rap. I can only tolerate country in small doses.
What about Disco: Hate it too.
But you..: I know, I didn't include it above.
Sexuality: Gay
Number of Candles in my Room: 10 (Used to be 11)
Eyewear: Contacts
Nationalities: English, Irish, French, German and Sicilian
Ties to the Mob: 4
Ties to the Klan: 0
Have I Ever Been Convicted of a Felony? No
Arrested for one: ...
Smoking Habits: None, but I love the smell of pipe smoke.
Favorite Season: Fall
Next Favorite: Spring
Least Favorite: Summer
That Leaves Us With: Winter
Where the Hell I Live: Chicago
More Specifically: The NorthWest side
What I Do For a Living: Millwork Supervisor
For Whom: Home Depot
Common Thread in These Questions: Absolutely none
Highest Level of Education Completed: HS Degree with Some College
What College: Purdue University
What Major: EET - Electrical Engineering Technology
How Long: Just one year
How Come: I failed out
Aww: Awwww
Favorite Foods: Spaghetti and Chicken, any way you cook either is good. Together they're great.
Religion: Agnostic
Why: I can't answer that in one line, just move along people.
Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons
What I'd Rather Be Doing Right Now: Camping
Where: Tough question. Maybe the lower Rockies, maybe the Plains, maybe the SouthWest..
How I would get there: By car.
Why: Half of the trip is getting there.
What about getting back: That constitutes about .01%
Number of Times Abducted: 16
By Aliens: 16
Why Should You Care? You've read this far, obviously you do.
Why WaxMaster?
So many people ask me "Why WaxMaster?" that I decided I should dedicate a small section to
this obviously pressing issue. Here's the story: A long time ago when the earth was green, I used the
nick Abel. Then I went and pissed off this big hax0r. He took revenge by fakemailing everyone on irc a
hate letter that appeared to originate from my email address. So I had to change my nick and email
address. I wanted the nick Wax, but it was taken. Why did I want that? Well I was 16 and the fact that
it sounded cool was good enough. So Wax being taken, I tried for EarWax. Fortunately, it too was taken.
I ended up settling on WaxMaster, for no particular reason.
And how boring is THAT? So how about what you really wanted
to know. No, I'm not a DJ. No, I'm not into body waxing. No, it has nothing to do with candles, but
yes, I am into candles. I'm very much an amateur, but I do make my own candles. And lastly no, it has
nothing to do with the car waxing product by the same
name.
Pictures!
Date last modified: January 1, 2002
