Top 10 list of Spring Break activities for the Amish

10. Drink molasses till you heave.
9. Hold a "wet bonnet" contest.
8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy.
7. Have a buttermilk "kegger."
6. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really bitchin' clydesdale.
5. Get a tattoo which says "Born to raise barns."
4. Cruise the streets of Nappanee, shouting insults at people
with zippers.
3. Sleep until 6:00 am.
2. Churn butter naked!
1. Drive over to Goshen and kick some Mennonite ass.