Online reading library
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Welcome to my Online library. I am always catching onto useful or unique text files and as I find them, I put them here. I make no claims of copyright to any of them; they're not mine. You may use or abuse them as you wish. Have a blast.

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John Fare A bizarre story about a bizarre man.
There Will Come Soft Rains, by Ray Bradbury
A college entrance essay
9 rules on getting even
106 reasons why Kirk is better than Picard
Is there a Santa Claus?
Top 10 spring break activities for the Amish
A joke about government
Spoof of an online-sex chat
Commercial 'penis slogans'
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations
Murphy's Laws of Computers
Murphy's Laws, applied to Teaching
Murphy's Laws of Technology
Murphy's Laws Proven
The Plan
Excuses for anything
Several poems from various sources
Script to The Princess Bride
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Read your horoscope
Last modified: April 8, 1999 (Facelift, address correction)
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