Commerically popular PENIS SLOGANS!

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>     The Nuprin Penis:  Little, Yellow, Different.
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>     The Equal Penis:  Tastes like Sugar.
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>     The Raid Penis:  Kills bugs dead.
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>     The Excedrin Penis:  It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
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>     The Sprite Penis:   Image is nothing...
>                         Taste is everything.
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>     The Snickers Penis:  It satisfies you.
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>     The Alkaseltzer Penis:  Pop, pop, fizz, fizz...
>                             Oh, what a relief it is...
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>     Every one of you is a sick individual... Oh wait! I got one!
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>     The Magnavox Penis:  Smart. Very Smart.
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>     The Life Call Penis:  It's fallen and it can't get up.
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>     The American Express Penis:  Don't leave home without it.
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>     The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis:  How many licks DOES it take...?
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>     The Pringles penis:  once you pop, you can't stop
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>     The m&m penis:  melts in your mouth, not in your hand
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>     The frosted flakes penis:  They're GGGRRRRRREEEEAAAAATTT!
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>     The lucky charms penis:  They're magically delicious
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>     The Energizer penis:  it keeps going and going
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>     The metra penis:  The way to REALLY fly
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>     The right guard penis:  anything less is uncivilized
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>     The jolly green *giant* penis:  self-explanatory 
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>     The Cambells soup penis:  mmm mmm good
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>     The purple pickle penis: heh heh
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>     The rabid wombat penis:  just kidding jason 
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>     the kix penis: kid tested, mother approved. 
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>     the mcdonald's penis: over 8 billion served. 
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>     the tombstone penis: what would you like on your penis?
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>     the ragu penis: comes out chunkier than the rest. 
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>     the chips ahoy penis: betcha bite a chip. (huh?)
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>     the cobain penis: it blows itself away. 
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>     the purdue penis: more meat, less bone. 
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>     the all state penis: you're in good hands. 
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>     the 7-up penis: the UN-penis. 
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>     the nike penis: just do it. 
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>     the borden penis: it's GOT to be good. 
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>     the barq's penis: the one with bite. 
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>     the beef penis: it's what's for dinner. 
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>     the bud lite penis: great taste, less filling. 
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>     the subway penis: where fresh is the taste. 
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>     the kentucky fried chicken penis: everybody needs a little. 
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>     the life penis: mikey likes it. 
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>     the transformers penis: it's more than meets the eye. 
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>     the twizzler penis: it makes mouths happy. 
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>     the nintendo penis: now you're playing with power. 
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>     the sega penis: PENIS!
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>     the robitussin penis: used by nine out of ten moms. 
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>     the crest penis: recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists. 
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>     the champion penis: the official penis of the '96 u.s.a. olympic
>     team. 
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>     the starburst penis: the juice is loose. 
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>     the toyota penis: i love what you do for me. 
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>     the THX penis: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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>     the citibank visa penis: it's everywhere you want to be. 
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>     the timex penis: takes a lickin and keeps on.......
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>     burger king penis:  have it your way
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>     dairy queen penis:  hot eats, cool treats
>                         (we treat you right)
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>     McDonald's penis ][:  HAve you had your break today?
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>     the army penis: be all that you can be. 
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>     the uncle sam penis: we want you. 
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>     the milk penis: it does a body good. 
>                     (got penis?)
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>     the flintstone's vitamins penis:  10 million strong and growing
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>     the wendy's penis:  where's the beef?
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>     the wizard of oz penis:  "oh my!"
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>     The Captain Planet penis: Go PENIS!!
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>     The Folger's Crystals Penis: It's freeze dried to seal in the
>     freshness. AND--the best part of wakin up is a penis in your cup. 
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>     The Lays penis: Betcha can't eat just one. 
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>     The Mr. Clean penis: Is it wet or is it dry? 
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>     The Diet Coke penis: Just for the taste of it...
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>     the doublemint penis: chewing really satisfies. 
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>     the juicyfruit penis: the taste is gonna move ya. 
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>     the big red penis: it's longer with big red. 
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>     the matthew sweet penis: 100% fun. 
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>     the millikin penis: big blue. 
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>      Robutussin Penis ][:  Recommended by Dr. Mom...
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>     The neon penis: Hi. 
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>     The little caesar's penis: Penis!! Penis!!
>                             or Pleaser! Pleaser!
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>     the generic penis: one size fits all. 
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>     the rave music penis: Ya'll ready for this?
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>     the mortal kombat penis: nothing can prepare you. 
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>      The Bounty Penis:  The quicker picker-upper.
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>     The Pizza Hut penis: Makin' it great. 
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>     the street fighter II penis: matt, stop, you're getting too good
>     at this. 
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>      The Bounce Penis:  With Static-Guard!
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>      the domino's pizza penis: delivers in 30 min or less
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>      the monty python penis: "isn't awfully nice to have a penis"
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>      the monty python penis II:  "every sperm is sacred...."
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>      the budweiser penis:  this bud's for you
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>      the siskel & ebert penis:  2 thumbs up...
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>      the lava lamp penis:  hee hee hee!!!!!
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>      the george of the jungle penis:  watch out for that.......tree?
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>      the nyquil penis:  the nighttime coughing, sneezing, runny-nose,
>          itching, burning, so you can't rest penis.
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>      The rice krispies penis:  what does your penis say to you?
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>      The Extra penis:  lasts an extra extra extra long time
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>      Wonder bubbles penis:  Magic wand inside!
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>      Wonder bubbles penis II:  for ages 3 and up
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>      The Phantom of the Opera penis:  Music of the night 
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>      The Webster's thesaurus penis:  how many words are there for
>           penis?
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>      The Charmin penis: Don't squeeze the penis!
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>      The Sears penis: Come see the brighter side. 
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>      The Jewel penis: Take a new look at an old friend. 
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>      The C&C music factory penis: Makes you go hmmmmm...
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>      The Rick James penis: It's SUPERFREAKY.
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>      The Gilette penis: The best a man can get. 
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>      The Charmin double roll penis: It lasts longer because it IS
>      longer. 
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>      the bacardi penis: taste the feeling. 
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>      the macintosh penis: power is everything. 
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>      the borg penis: resistance is futile. 
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>      the edge shaving cream penis: ultimate closeness, ultimate
>      comfort. 
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>      the beatles penis: now a quarter smaller than it used to be. 
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>      the oasis penis: thinks it's the beatles penis. 
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>      the jell-o penis: look at it wiggle, look at it jiggle. 
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>      the virginia slims penis: you've come a long way, baby. 
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>      the at&t penis: reach out and touch someone. 
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>      the highlander penis: in the end, there can be only one. 
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>      the secret penis: strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a
>      woman. 
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>      the micro machines penis: a whole world, in the palm of your
>      hand. 
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>      the ertl penis: just like the real thing, only smaller. 
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>      The Sanka Penis:  Good to the last drop
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>      The Secret Penis:  Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
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>      The swiss miss penis:  the taste you can enjoy anytime, anywhere!
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>      The "mine is better syndrome penis":  my penis is bigger than
>           your penis
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>      The Payday Penis:  Its almost totally nuts!
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>      The Dairy Queen penis: Hot eats, cool treats. 
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>      The yellow pages penis: Let your fingers do the walkin. 
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>      The Sony play station penis: You are not ready. 
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>      the heinz penis: good things come to those who wait. 
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>      the hinz penis: 2 and half inches of terror
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>      the Reese's penis:  How do you eat your Reese's?
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>      The Beavis penis: Look! it's changing color!
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>      The Life Savers penis: Five fruity flavors.
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>      The Star Wars penis: Use the Force, Luke!
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>      The Invasion of the Body Snatchers penis: "They're here already! You're
>                next... YOU'RE NEXT!"
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>      The War of the Worlds penis: "The time came when the Martians looked
>           upon our penis with envious eyes, and slowly but surely turned
>           their plans against us."
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>      The Windows '95 penis: If you ask it to do too much, it'll crash.
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>      The Kenny Rodgers penis: Very very hairy.
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>      The Rush Limbaugh penis: Bald and fat.
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>      The Millikin E-mail penis: I should be doing work, but this is so fun!
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