May, '09


PHX Pride: I have a duck in my pants. phx pride 09-rubber ducky.jpg

Sept, '08


Paintballing: I'm the one cupping Kristine's boob.. paintball with kevin and kirstine.jpg

Nov, '05


At Ikea: They appear to have named a sanitary company after me. s-newaxie.jpg

Sept, '05


Turkish Fest: Rob and I eating in Daley Plaza s-rob and kyle at turkish fest.jpg
Taken by Hose: Actual date unknown. Probably within a year or so? s-FH000021_1.jpg
Phoenix Move: The tallest cross in the western hemisphere and I phoenix move-tallest cross and kyle
Phoenix Move: I hope Jesus doesn't get mad at me for this phoenix move-kyle and jesus.jpg
Phoenix Move: Trying to misbehave at Ikea.. s-ikea-kyle bib 1.jpg
Phoenix Move: ..but I just look really gay s-ikea-kyle bib 2.jpg
Phoenix Move: It could truly be said that I have bats in my belfry s-walmart-kyle mask.jpg
Phoenix Move: Sunflowers 1 phoenix move-kyle is a sunflower.jpg
Phoenix Move: Sunflowers 2 phoenix move-kyle rides sunflower.jpg
Phoenix Move: Sunflowers 3 phoenix move-kyle kisses sunflower.jpg
Phoenix Move: Sunflowers 4 phoenix move-rob and kyle sunflower.jpg

August, '05


Poplar Grove (Rockford): On Carol's Pier s-poplar grove-kyle 1.jpg
Poplar Grove (Rockford): I.. have no explanation for this face s-poplar grove-kyle 2.jpg

June, '05


Camping & rafting in WI: I'm driving s-me driving.JPG
Camping & rafting in WI: I'm driving.. and eating an Oreo s-me eating an oreo and driving.JPG
Camping & rafting in WI: Lighting a campfire #1 s-me lighting a fire.JPG
Camping & rafting in WI: Lighting a campfire #2 s-me lighting a fire 2.JPG
Camping & rafting in WI: Erin and I watching llamas s-erin and I watching llamas.JPG

May, '05


Lucha Vavoom: Erin and I s-lucha vavoom-kyle and erin 1.jpg
Lucha Vavoom: I am EL MAZO PLATEADO s-lucha vavoom-kyle mask 1.jpg
Lucha Vavoom: I am EL MAZO PLATEADO s-lucha vavoom-kyle mask 3.jpg
Lucha Vavoom: Erin tries out her superpowers s-lucha vavoom-kyle puts mask on erin.jpg

April, '05


Biking at Starved Rock: Who's got the crack? s-starved rock-(kyle) man on a mission.jpg
Biking at Starved Rock: When my chain broke s-starved rock-chain broke.jpg
Biking at Starved Rock: Tomfoolery s-starved rock-kyle climbing 2.jpg
Biking at Starved Rock: Riding along s-starved rock-kyle riding.jpg
Biking at Starved Rock: On a stool in an abandoned restaurant s-starved rock-kyle stool.jpg
Biking at Starved Rock: On a stool in an abandoned restaurant s-starved rock-kyle shiny head.jpg
Biking at Starved Rock: On a stool .. B&W (best one) s-starved rock-kyle stool bw.jpg

January, '05


Joe's Birthday: Licking Tits with Marshal s-joes birthday-kyle and marshal lick boobies.jpg
Ezra's Birthday: Polkaing with Erin s-ezras birthday-kyle and erin polka.jpg
Ezra's Birthday: Marshal and I just.. standing around s-ezras birthday-kyle and marshal.jpg
Ezra's Birthday: Attacked by Marshal s-ezras birthday-kyle attacked by marshal.jpg

December, '04


Random: Disengaged s-kyle-bubbletea-moody2.jpg
Random: Underexposed s-kyle-bubbletea-moodybw.jpg
Video: When I don't know I'm being recorded the blinker.avi

September, '04


Wild West: The sinclair dinosaur stepped on me s-sinclair stepping on kyle.jpg
Wild West: But that dinosaur isn't such a bad guy after all s-sinclair with kyle.jpg
Wild West: Although I had a hard time getting on.. s-climbing on sinclair.jpg
Wild West: ..I managed to mount the smaller dinosaur. s-sitting on sinclair.jpg
Wild West: Then at Al's Oasis, I ran from a buffalo s-als oasis-kyle attacked by buffalo 1.jpg
Wild West: I cowered under the fiberglass beast! s-als oasis-kyle attacked by buffalo 2.jpg
Wild West: Art immitates life? s-mitchell-kyle and the injun.jpg
Wild West: Behold, the power of corn s-mitchell-kyle and the palace.jpg
Wild West: The district sleeps alone tonight s-staring at the asphalt.jpg
Wild West: Badlands National Park #1 s-badlands-kyle 1.jpg
Wild West: Badlands National Park #2 s-badlands-kyle 2.jpg
Wild West: Badlands National Park #3 s-badlands-kyle 3.jpg
Wild West: Life immitates art? s-yellowstone-kyle and bear.jpg
Wild West: Marshal and I on the way up to Beartooth Pass s-yellowstone-kyle and marshal on beartooth.jpg
Wild West: They were so cuuuuute! s-yellowstone-kyle and chipmunk.jpg
Wild West: Marshal and I at Mammoth Hot Springs s-yellowstone-kyle and marshal at mammoth.jpg
Wild West: Standing at the continental divide s-yellowstone-continental kyle.jpg
Wild West: On the boardwalk in Jackson Hole s-jackson hole-kyle.jpg
Wild West: Looking dignified in our posh lodge room s-teton lodge-lord kyle.jpg
Wild West: Marshal and I by the fireplace in our lodge room s-teton lodge-marshal and kyle.jpg

Wild West: Dinosaur National Monument Subset


On vacation with Marshal we camped at Dinosaur NM on the Utah/Colorado border. While the entire Wild West trip is a fantastic memory, our nights at Dinosaur stand out as one of the best times I think I've ever had.
Green River campground: Climbing sandstone formations s-dino 1-kyle.jpg
Green River campground: Hiding behind a bush. (It didn't work) s-dino 1-kyle behind a bush.jpg
Echo Park campground: Writing in the travel journal s-echo camp-kyle journal 1.jpg
Echo Park campground: Writing in the travel journal s-echo camp-kyle journal 2.jpg
Echo Park campground: Hiking on the Yampa River trail s-echo camp-kyle hiking.jpg
Echo Park campground: The farther sign reads "Impassable When Wet" s-echo camp-back up top.jpg

July, '04


Third of July: Bryce and I in front of a patty-wagon Kyle and Bryce (downtown).jpg

Fourth of July: Joel and I setting up the finale board s-4th of july 04-finale board-joel and kyle.jpg

Vegas Vacation: Sucking jelly out of its mini jar s-vegas 04-caesars-kyle eating jelly.jpg
Vegas Vacation: The entire gang posed with Elvis s-vegas 04-imperial palace-elvis.jpg
Vegas Vacation: The entire gang in our room. I really shouldn't be including this.. s-vegas 04-imperial palace-entire crew.jpg
Vegas Vacation: I ate so much that I had to lay down after dinner s-vegas 04-imperial palace-kyle's after dinner naptime.jpg
Vegas Vacation: Mike and I are spitting off the balcony s-vegas 04-imperial palace-mike and kyle on balcony.jpg
Vegas Vacation: We went to see ventriloquist/comedian Ronn Lucas at the Rio s-vegas 04-rio-ronn lucas.jpg
Vegas Vacation: It was a comfortable 107 degrees in the sun s-vegas 04-rio-waiting on shuttle 1-kyle.jpg
Vegas Vacation: 112 stories up in the air s-vegas 04-stratosphere-big shot.jpg
Grand Canyon sidetrip: Molly and I #1 s-vegas 04-grand canyon-molly and kyle 1.jpg
Grand Canyon sidetrip: Molly and I #2 (note: I was terrified sitting there) s-vegas 04-grand canyon-molly and kyle 2.jpg
Grand Canyon sidetrip: Urinating in public is a violation of ARS.13-2904 s-vegas 04-grand canyon-urinating in public.jpg

June, '04


Looking stern on purpose s-stern pose.jpg

April, '04


Taken while in Galesburg, IL s-galesburg-kyle.jpg
Taken while laying in the tub at home s-tubtime.jpg

January, '04


Joe's Birthday at Fogo de Chao s-joes birthday-ezra and kyle.jpg

November, '03


Webcam: 11-30, New hat #1 me-webcam-113003-new hat 1.jpg
Webcam: 11-30, New hat #2 me-webcam-113003-new hat 2.jpg
Webcam: 11-30, New hat #3 me-webcam-113003-new hat 3.jpg
Webcam: 11-30, New hat BW me-webcam-113003-new hat 4 bw.jpg

July, '03


4th of July @ Joe's: Standing in the street with a spool of wick in my hand. s-4th of july-kyle 1.jpg
4th of July @ Joe's: Talking to Ezra. Semi-drunk. s-4th of july-kyle ezra.jpg
4th of July @ Joe's: 100% plastered. I absolutely hate this picture because I look like a space-alien. s-4th of july-kyle 2.jpg

Nov, '02


Subset: Fuck you and..

This little series was inspired by this image. Somethingawful.com holds regular Photoshop Fridays where they take seemingly innocent pictures and turn them into .. something awful. I thought the above image was so funny that I was inspired to go to the local grocery store and create a set of my own:

Fuck you and.. buy some bananas, cockface
Fuck you and.. buy some granny smith apples, cockface
Fuck you and.. buy some lemons, cockface #1
Fuck you and.. buy some lemons, cockface #2
Cropped from the granny smith picture above s-dominicks-granny smith apples no finger.jpg
Webcam: 11-05, B&W Pic #1 me-webcam-110502-01.jpg
Webcam: 11-05, B&W Pic #2 me-webcam-110502-02.jpg
Webcam: 11-05, B&W Pic #3 me-webcam-110502-03.jpg
Webcam: 11-11, w/ teddy bear #1 me-webcam-111102-01.jpg
Webcam: 11-11, w/ teddy bear #2 me-webcam-111102-02.jpg
At the office: I recently bleached my hair. s-office-me on couch 1.jpg
At the office: Same as above. s-office-me on couch2.jpg
At home: I looked like a coal miner before my shower. s-normandy-basement-tearout-coal miner kyle 2.jpg
At home: But after my shower I just look like a psycho. s-normandy-basement-tearout-clean kyle 3.jpg

July, '02


Downtown: Carriage ride with my friend Nate from Michigan natekylecarriage.jpg
I dyed my hair blue while Nate was in town, hence the following pictures:
Galena, IL: My brother and I at the top of the Alpine Slides. s-galena-alpine slides 1.jpg
Galena, IL: Another picture of me atop the slides. s-galena-alpine slides 2.jpg
Galena, IL: Yet another of the same. Naturally I needed a picture with my eyes closed and mouth open. (Shutup) s-galena-alpine slides 3.jpg

Feb, '02


At home: On a stool. s-oldapt-kyle-chair1.jpg
At home: On a stool. Maybe this is my better side? s-oldapt-kyle-chair2.jpg
At home: In the doorway. s-oldapt-kyle-doorway1.jpg
At home: Still in the doorway. s-oldapt-kyle-doorway2.jpg
At home: No humping. s-oldapt-kyle-nohump.jpg

August, '01


Vacation to Myrtle Beach: Me laying on a picnic table. s-myrtlebeach-camp-kyle1.jpg
Vacation to Myrtle Beach: Here's lookin' at you. s-myrtlebeach-camp-kyle2.jpg
Vacation to Myrtle Beach: In front of the Biltmore mansion. Too bad my eyes are closed and my mouth is open.. s-myrtlebeach-biltmore-kyle.jpg
Vacation to Myrtle Beach: My friends and I before we left for the trip. s-myrtlebeach-driveway-posse.jpg

October, '00


Halloween: My chance to play dress-up s-halloween-kyle-zombie.jpg
Taking shelter from the pouring rain inside a covered bridge at an annual covered bridge festival. s-october-kyle-bridge.jpg

June, '00


Great America: Raging Bull ragingbull-kyle.jpg

May, '00


My brother's graduation ceremony from the police academy at Chicago's Navy Pier. This is he and I. s-dansgraduation-withkyle.jpg

Jan. 14, '00


Me, a digital camera, and some messy hair. MVC-036F.JPG

July, 1999


This is me humping the Gemini Giant's leg on Route 66. s-rocketman.jpg

December, 1998


Me myself and I. s-christmas-me.jpg
Brother and I. s-christmas-dan.jpg
Mom and I. s-christmas-mom.jpg

December, 1997


Me writing in my travel journal. s-dec-journal.jpg